This is the story of an adventurer (whom you will impersonate) and of his companion, who also happens to be his lover.
They are in front of a tavern and in this tavern they will enter. There, they will find their counterpart. As this place is one of perdition and our characters not made of the finest materials, several licentious conversations will be held,men will quarrel gallantly to the great pleasure of the ladies, and all of this will culminate in an almost pornographic finale.
Whether this ending shall be a pleasant one or not is something for your heart to decide.
A very horny game. I am deeply ashamed of it.
A short experience: the game is tight and to the point. It takes about 20 minutes to reach the end.
Tons of choices, choices that matter: this is not a passive experience. You'll never have to read more than a few lines of text before having to make a choice; and (almost) all of them will have some sort of consequence.
Highly replayable: as a result of the above, you won't see more than a third of the game in a single playthrough. You'll probably still find new things up until your 5th or 6th run.
A classy dressing: an allegorical use of the great paintings of yore, coupled with (mostly) baroque and classical music makes for the pretentious experience we all secretly long for.
It is a finished product and it is completely free, for I am a man of the people.
The game contains some semblance of sexual violence, a hint of humiliation, and can occasionally lapse into a slightly edgy brand of humor.
While all of this may sound awfully enticing, it should be said that it is also very lighthearted and none too explicit. Don't expect lurid descriptions of turgid appendages brutally destroying unsuspecting holes.
Finally, although I write for a living, this is my first time writing in English and without an editor. You may therefore encounter here and there some turns of phrase liable to profoundly revolt your grammar-loving soul.
Making this game has been a long and lonely journey. I am in dire need of any kind of feedback whatsoever. At this point, you could spit in my face and shame me for my proclivities, I would thank you and ask for more. So please leave a short comment or a rating and I will sing your glorious name.
Take control in this graphic adventure full of sex, bad jokes, and wacky stories. Parody game of Rockstar's Bully.
Rips media from DVD and creates disk copies.
Rip DVD discs to the desired file format.
Edits audio files with the option for CD mastering.
This program enables you to convert video files to various output profiles.
This program lets you convert videos to various media formats.
CoverScout fills the gray gaps that iTunes leaves behind!
Comments